Friday, July 29, 2011

I need clown shoes. Stat.

Ew. Ew. Ew.

I know that it's summer (and a hot one) and I know that your feet are supposed to swell during pregnancy, which is precisely the reason that I didn't try on the *super adorable* (and affordable!) heels I saw in Water Tower the other day.  But, for the most part, mine haven't been noticeably bigger, so for that I've been grateful, but last night. Ew. I spent a good 5 straight hours on the couch working before I got up to use the bathroom and I could not walk! I was all like what the heck? And then I looked at my feet! And they were HUGE. For real H.U.G.E.  I'm currently in my "do I have preeclampsia" scare (because it's the next natural step in my paranoia) and one of the symptoms is sudden and severe swelling so of course I'm even more convinced (even though my doctor took my blood pressure 4x only two days ago and the last 3 times were normal -- high blood pressure is apparently the biggest indicator of the dangerous and deadly (!!) condition and a reason to induce you immediately).  But my doctor was asking me if I had all the other symptoms (including swelling) and at that moment, I hadn't.  But now my feet are huge and it was quite sudden. Oooor, I'm just noticing it because I'm looking for it.  But you know that Full House episode where Michelle thinks she has big feet and she has the dream where her feet keep growing and growing until they take over the whole house? (Yes, ask my husband, I can revert any problem in life back to a Full House episode). That is how I'm feeling! Ahh, it's really scary. I'd show you a picture, but I don't want to scare you off your computer! I should probably go back to that episode and figure out what Danny told Michelle to stop her "my feet are taking over the world" nightmares ... :(

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